Im The Pyro.

Well. I'm the Pyro. Your not.

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Mar 29

Anonymous asked: I just bought chicken's blood so I could do a ritual with it and curse you. Stay tuned and say goodbye to your friends, curse will hit in the next two weeks. Bye Felicia!

prophylexis:

scoutandcowpany:

Ummm ok lol

I would love to delete Tumblr but where else can I get content like this?? For free??


Mar 28
daytimeblogger:
“ thesweetestspit:
“Garlic 2 (Stone sculpture)
Mary Eiland
”
damn when did they release garlic 2
”

daytimeblogger:

thesweetestspit:

Garlic 2 (Stone sculpture)
Mary Eiland

damn when did they release garlic 2

(via hungwy)



Mar 8
shittyopinionsofficial:
“ la-volpe-bianca:
“ garbage-empress:
“ criticalforest:
“From the somethingawful forums, the live thread when 9/11 happened
”
http://www.truegamer.net/SA_911/911%20SATHREAD/
This thread was wild, especially because the OP was...

shittyopinionsofficial:

la-volpe-bianca:

garbage-empress:

criticalforest:

From the somethingawful forums, the live thread when 9/11 happened

http://www.truegamer.net/SA_911/911%20SATHREAD/

This thread was wild, especially because the OP was posting webcam photos from nearby right after the first plane hit. Possibly before CNN even reported on it. 

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wow terrorists hijacking a plane that’s fucking rich, you idiot, you complete buffoon

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This poster might be one of the first dozen people in history to publicly accuse Osama Bin Laden, possibly before any news agencies, and their post has the words “ROTFL Owned” in it.

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🤔🤔🤔

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Posted not even 2 hours after the 9/11 attacks and this person predicted the next 2 decades of American public policy. Remarkable.

(via darkerose)


Feb 15

wvrlyearp:

things i love:

-space

-the ocean

things i am terrified of:

-space

-the ocean

(via reshipped)


Feb 14

fragile-plzhandlewithcare:

thebootydiaries:

dutch-dyke:

thebootydiaries:

hey girl u come here often? 😏 yeah? 😏 then have u seen my cat it was last seen in this area on thursday at approximately 7pm and,

yes he tried to lick my toes

why u think i want him back so bad 👀👅

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(via reshipped)


Feb 4

randomitemdrop:

memes-that-get-reported:

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Item: Permit Crab; once attuned, a character may make one action or use an item that is normally not allowed by their alignment

(via notyourusualblog)


Jan 27

lesbianshepard:

lesbianshepard:

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professor demanding OC for extra credit.

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in case u were wondering how it ended.

(via ultimaton)


cosmck:

lecomtedelafere:

cosmck:

metaphoricalicecream:

kuramamanamahamanamana:

squeezemetillipop:

gayhex:

gayhex:

magical girl shows really did snap when they assigned personality traits based off the members colors

pink - commander and the leader. probably really nice and sweet

blue - probably very close to pink, is either 100 iq smarty pants but shy or very tough and cool

yellow/orange - very happy and positive. can vary from being newbie of the group to be older and mature, probably known as the beautiful one

purple - mysterious, usually starts off as a rival or joins the group later, but is definitely known to the members as another MG. Probably has a softer side they don’t show

Don’t forget green - more mature and very reliable

Red - Mad

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okay but this implies the existence of a lost pink teletubby. a fallen leader too painful to talk about anymore

tubby custard.

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(via wow-very-emo-such-bands)


Jan 26

shaggy’s got a fucking gun!!!

liquidchocolatecake:

sailor-rinn:

spacehunter-m:

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as you wish

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equivalent exchange

(via gristlelover-deactivated2023051)


broadwaytheanimatedseries:

justafictionlover:

jumpingjacktrash:

adventures-in-poor-planning:

adventures-in-poor-planning:

adventures-in-poor-planning:

OZAI CHALLENGED HIS 14 YEAR OLD SON TO A WHAT

ZUKO GOT HIS SCAR FROM WHO

yknow what? mr. firelord i am inviting you to meet me in the fucking agne kai pit and i do not care that i am not an expert firebender and will be facing you with nothing but my wrath and my 2 fists i am going to die historic + i WILL go down calling you a bitch and a chode. thank you in advance.

i challenge ozai to agne kai and i’ll be bringing a 12 gauge shotgun. did you just say that’s not fair, lord puppy kicker? grand high bullies the little children? say it again, i want to record it for youtube.

Uncle Iroh ghostwrote this

I can’t tell if op was discovering this for the first time or woke up at 3am and suddenly remembered how terrible Ozai is.

(via butt-actually)


Jan 18
lloonlloon:
“ hitmewithcute:
“Am I the good boy? Really??
”
I mean this in the most sincere, heart-filled-with-love way, this dog looks like a worm on a string
”

lloonlloon:

hitmewithcute:

Am I the good boy? Really??

I mean this in the most sincere, heart-filled-with-love way, this dog looks like a worm on a string

(via diaphera)


Jan 17
weasowl:
“ catchymemes:
“ Human vs Animals
”
Every year, in a small Welsh town, there is a race between riders on horseback and runners on foot. Evidently he above subject came under some discussion in a bar, and a bet was made, which resulted in a...

weasowl:

catchymemes:

Human vs Animals

Every year, in a small Welsh town, there is a race between riders on horseback and runners on foot. Evidently he above subject came under some discussion in a bar, and a bet was made, which resulted in a challenge people have recreated every year since. The race features dozens of horses versus a similar number of runners, and while a horse usually wins, it is always pretty close, and SOMEtimes, sometimes a human runner wins.

The race is 22 miles long. It is shorter than a standard human marathon. This is so that it is fair to the horses. A typical marathon is 26 miles long. A healthy distance for a horse to undertake in a single day for the purpose of travel is between 20 and 30 miles, but only if they walk at least part of the way. The years a human runner has won the race, the weather has been hot, as heat also favors human runners.

Interestingly, if the race is only ten to fifteen meters, 30 - 45 feet, a human can also win against a horse, which takes longer than a human to get up to full speed.

This fact of human capability for pursuit hunting and distance running is also part of why we have partnered with dogs for so much of our time on this planet. Dogs and wolves also engage in pursuit hunting, and sled dogs in particular can run miraculous distances due to some very interesting biological processes. 

(via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)


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